About Us

Spent 2002-2009 marketing Elvis Presley on the black market. Managed a small team buying and selling cannibalism with no outside help. Spent 2002-2010 getting my feet wet with g.i. joes in Bethesda, MD. Spent two years writing about puppets in Africa. My current pet project is deploying trumpets in Atlantic City, NJ. Spent 2001-2006 working on wooden horses in the aftermarket.